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Scanner Reports 5-16-12
updated: May 16, 2012, 7:05 AM
By Roger the Scanner Guy
I went to my dispensary for the last time on Tuesday. I'm really going to miss the place and the people they were really nice. It was nice to take a medication that did not hurt my liver, or my stomach. Something that mellowed me out that didn't make me have those weird thoughts so much. I know there are pills for that but the pills did not make me happy, they just shut me down, turned me into a Zombie. When I'd run out I'd find myself roaming the country side. I'd wake up in the morning with pieces of fur all over me, blood all over the place like I just ate a couple coyotes or something. I don't know what I will do I've been thinking about drinking again. HELL, it's been 9 years I'm sure I can handle it this time. I'm more mature now. Besides it's totally legal to drink the HELL with my liver! The government wants us all dead anyway that's OBAMAS new health plan save money, SNOT Lives. What the HELL let's have a huge potty on the way out. I feel no pain with a few cold ones in me and it's so much cheaper too! But I like being called a Hippie, Slacker, Stoner.
I really enjoy it when people I thought had no problems with racism or anger issues start losing it about weed as if they want to try and control my life by calling me names like marijuana addict. It is better than an open handed spanking, well almost. What is really funny about how many of these ignorant people who don't have arthritis, cancer, or other medical problems that require pain medication. They rant and rave that dispensary owners should rot in prison for dealing dangerous drugs. The growers and dispensary owners get arrested the case goes on for months sometimes years a lot of the time it's a wrist slap or probation. Thousands and thousands of taxpayers' dollars wasted on the case the ignorant don't know who to blame. Maybe someday they will see what a terrible waste of time and money this all is. If marijuana was legal or even allowed to be prescribed for people that need it our economy might turn around a little. I think most people don't want the economy to turn around. What would they have to whine about then?
I voted got that over with I'm Green Party so I voted for Rosanne Barr for President. She was listed there with a couple otters I think Roseanne would make a great President. I think Obama ought to go out and buy a station wagon stick Romney on the roof and take a ride. It is sad that in this great country of ours those are the only two BOZO's we could find to run for President. We have gone backwards along, long way.
Black Daypacks What do you think of those? Just about everyone in the past 30 or so years has had at one time or another owned a Daypack, miniature backpacks. If you had one what color was it? If you bought one what color would you choose? I have heard many different calls on the Scanner involving criminals that wear backpack style daypacks. All of them wear the same color of backpack. I have never heard of a criminal that wore any other color of backpack it's amazing and it didn't cost the taxpayers thousands of dollars to find out what that color is yet.
Have a great Wednesday and even happier HUMP DAY.
Hair is Thy Scanner Roni Reports, Monday:
Two gals in a 415 Domestic dispute up near Painted Cave.
2600 Block of Clinton Terrace a 20002 Hit and Run involving a grey Camry with right front end damage last seen North on Clinton Terrace.
On Paradise Road near Fremont Camp a bicycle accident.
Hope and State 70 year old man standing in traffic.
605 North Milpas 2 Drunks in Traffic.
300 Block of East DLG 459 to a residence.
Fall victim from a wheelchair lying on State Street with an Arm Injury.
Reckless Driver in a silver Hyundai on Cliff Drive almost hit pedestrian.
Four juveniles wearing Day Backpacks going Door to Door using fake names to see if people are home. In Stow Canyon.
Code 40 18 year old girl with two males at DLG Plaza so drunk she cannot get up.
Reckless driver East Bound 166 doing 120 plus in a silver Mustang.
Medical Emergency for seizures at the Galleria.
Suspicious subjects sitting in a car for a week 700 Block of Westwood in a Black Toyota.
SBPD might have scored suspect with a 70,000 warrant.
5900 Block of Questa Verde possible shots heard.
Suspicious Circumstances the Mod Squad is climbing up a ladder and into a Residence on State Street using a ladder to get to the 2nd floor. 2 Males one Black Male Adult the otter a White or Hispanic Male Adult and a female with one leg they are all in their 30's. They went in came back out and hour later and disappeared before police could catch up with them.
Scanner Reports, Tuesday:
5900 Block of Birch medical emergency for a person down.
23152 Driver West on Ortega from DLG Gold Honda Accord with two Co- Exist stickers on it.
Stuck Elevator Davidson Library UCSB.
415 Domestic man throws woman to ground then drags her into a van no location given. He sounds like a real catch.
Horse Rescue way out in the ocean off Loon Point near the Oil Derricks. Harbor Patrol Engine 61 Rescue Boat and at least two engine companies involved.
Work Truck engine compartment fire 600 Berkley.
Fall victim head injury 2700 Block of DLV.
23103 Reckless driver possible hit and run Scolari's parking lot 222 North Milpas South on Alisos Ford 4-Door sedan.
Los Positas and Cliff Park 2 is on Illegal crappers and a campsite.
10851 Stolen vehicle Toyota pickup truck keys left inside on Allure.
Suspicious circumstances open door business 2600 DLV Jedlicka's. It was only 6pm.
Diabetic Seizure IRC at County Jail 4400 Block of Calle Real.
415 Disagreement over a non-injury accident 1000 Block of Cliff Drive.
That is pretty much it for now Have a Great Wednesday. Dog Willing We Will see you on FRYday. Roger
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